The United dog
Tom Dougherty, CEO – Stealing Share
14 March 2018
The real reason the United dog died
By now, most of you have heard of the United dog death in which a passenger was forced to put her dog in the overhead compartment. And the little Boston Terrier died in there.
This warrants outrage as I can’t imagine how any flight attendant thought that was a good idea. To be fair, reports suggest the attendant appeared distraught after realizing what happened to the United dog.
“For someone with long legs, like myself, stretching is a freaking pipe dream. Unfolding myself to de-lane is like playing a complicated game of Twister.”
But the real culprits to blame are the United Airlines officials themselves. The policies of the airline state that pets in carriers “must fit completely under the seat in front of the customer and remain there at all times.” But it makes complying harder and harder.
For those of us who fly enough, we know the real reason this took place. Because airlines, in squeezing as much money they can out of us, shrink the legroom inch by inch year by year until you can’t even put a small carrier under the seat.
The United dog died because airlines execs are greedy
I want to be fair here. Reports say the passenger was also carrying an infant, so there may have been a second bag. But I can tell you from experience. When even flying in business class, there’s about enough room under the seat for the tiny bag of peanuts they give you on the flight.
For someone with long legs, like myself, stretching is a freaking pipe dream. Unfolding myself to de-lane is like playing a complicated game of Twister.
Already, we’re seeing passengers fighting, tempers rising and even passengers being dragged out and beaten. Your misplacing the blame if you’re criticizing the passenger ore the flight attendant.
It’s the greed of the airlines themselves. They want fewer flights with the most passengers they can cram into each plane.
So, it’s kind of hard to feel bad for United, when its fourth quarter earnings rise 46% and it collects $580 million in profits.
My sympathy lies with the United dog.
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