Can I say RAT Hole?

Tom Dougherty, CEO – Stealing Share

5 October 2016

Home2 Suites by Hilton is the worst

I am a Hilton Diamond member. This puts me into elite status as a customer of their brands. It also means I travel so much on business during the year that I spend my life in airports and sleep in unfamiliar beds, sheets and pillows. It entitles me to a free breakfast (believe me, you get what you pay for), complimentary Wi-Fi and a bottle of water when I check in.

I am in Seattle on business today and I am staying in another Hilton property (I hesitate to call it a brand) called Home2 Suites by Hilton.

Home2 Suites

Hilton can do better than its Home2 Suites.

It is quite seriously the dog ugliest hotel I have ever seen. It looks like it was built from corrugated metal and scrap. From the outside, you would expect to enter the lobby and find folding chairs.

When I checked in last night. I told the very nice desk attendant that the hotel was the ugliest thing I had ever seen. Her reply was interesting. “Yes,” she said. “We are an extended stay hotel.”

I guess in order to qualify as an extended stay hotel it has a prerequisite of being hard on the eyes.

 

“It is quite seriously the dog ugliest hotel I have ever seen. It looks like it was built from corrugated metal and scrap.”

The limited service at Home2 Suites.

As I write this blog from my hotel room, please excuse any ramblings or tirades. I am not quite myself. You see the rooms are not soundproof and the gentleman in the next room apparently can’t sleep with the TV on full blast with a never-ending parade of action movies. I have the opposite affliction and was not able to sleep with explosions and bad acting ricocheting around my room all night.

Despite telling the front desk about this, that TV is still in a continual loop here at breakfast time. I am assuming that limited services in extended stay also apply to front desk help.

Home2 Suites is poor excuse for a hotel and has no place in the Hilton brand. (And I know something about the Hilton brand, having done brand work for Hampton Inns, Doubletree and Homewood Suites.)

This is a terrible industry for branding because the chains slice and dice the category into such fine segments that you can see through them. They think we know the difference between their descriptors of those who stay at their brands. Here I am. Staying at Home2 Suites. Who am I?

Hilton has no brand permission to be in this low tier segment. It is a boil on the brand’s butt.

So who am I? Well, I am a chump, according to this past stay. Let’s see if they have that as a market segment.

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